10. Get Steven
Spielberg or Peter Jackson to adapt my new book trilogy If I Were Beautiful for
the screen. Think epic blockbuster film franchise. Watch the Benjamins roll in.
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8. Own the
zeitgeist like a boss.
7. Use every
word in the English language at least once in my books.
6. Write
stories that encourage young children to change the world for the better.
5.Create at
least one new nonsense word in every book that hashtag trends on Twitter during
release week.
4. Guest host
Saturday Night Live with guest band Iron Maiden. Do a skit where Bruce
Dickinson (the singer) makes a cameo appearance as a singing priest. Or in his
case, a British vicar.
3. Reference
the cartoon Adventure Time in every novel I write. Done and done.
2. Make my
readers laugh out loud to the point of tears, make them turn those pages, and
leave them with a nasty book hangover every single time.
1. Wealth,
fame, power, my own private jet, and my own private island. Oh yeah, and world
peace. And end poverty. Not necessarily in that order.
Devon Hartford is a dude who writes romantic comedies because he likes to laugh as much as he likes to love.
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